Just As Planned a game for cold-blooded apesNow with blackjack & hookers

-- DISCLAIMER 40k --

This is a game - not financial advice or a training tool


Here you will learn about trading about as much as you'll learn about rocket surgery.

If you plan to take any real-life decisions based on this, you should consider getting into in horoscopes and magic rocks.


To continue, you must understand that :


What's new

Version v0.9.97 05/06/2021

  • Reworked squeeze dynamics (again)
  • Squeeze are now usually a few days long, with more surprises
  • It should be harder to figure out peaks and the end for the game
  • Playing on mobile should now properly display pending orders
  • Social media messages : posts disappear quickly so its harder to check if the source is valid or not.
  • Made trouble messages stick arround when the trouble countdown ends. I wanted to be able to read them :|
  • Made speed control always visible so you dont get confustuck in slow mode when the countdown is active.
  • Updated default share price to 250$
  • Improved "gain %" indicator
  • Added blackjack & hookers
  • Probably other stuff I forgot, Im tired ...

Version v0.9.91 21/05/2021

  • Reduced social network feed 'noise' so relevant information/FUD are more visible
  • Social network now a bit transparent so it doesnt obscure the crayons
  • FUD can now happen at random times, not just when dynamics changes
  • Fixed mom's spaghetti typo and others
  • Other minor stuff

Version v0.9.9 16/05/2021

  • Reworked squeeze dynamics (more surprises)
  • Added the news feed system at the top
  • More random sentences
  • Added donators kudos at game result screen

Feedback is welcome.

Just As Planned Game setup

Situation :

You're trading shares, and for some non-internet related reason, you have a hunch something is coming ...


It could be coming today, later, or maybe not at all. You're not sure.


In fact, you have no clue how big or how fast it will be, or the shape it will have.


Still, you're not scared because you've prepared for all your life those last few weeks, and you've read many DD titles.


You hold your shares in your diamond hands, here it comes ... maybe.


Set up your situation

You're starting with shares
that you have bought for an average of $/share
You have $ left on your bank account


(you can skip the disclaimer by clicking the title or pressing space on the previous window)

Just As Planned a game for cold-blooded apes

:

Played for days, got 0 shares left, valued 0


Your average sale price:0$
Max market price:0$

YOUR GAINS:0
Total:0$
Max possible direct gains:0$
Your % of max gains:0%

YOUR SCORE :
100


Thanks for playing, I hope thats was ... something?

NEW: Bugs, Updates, comments ? Reach me on @UserEwba on twitter
Can still pm me on reddit too : /u/ewba


Quote of the day :
"Wow, whats that blue button in the corner of the screen ? Maybe ill click it ..."
- You, maybe

Donators

Thanks to the nice apes who left a donation !

I really appreciate your support so I wanted to put a 'thank you' thing somewhere on the game, its here.

(Names anonymized If I didnt get the ok to display them)

  • Anonymous supporter #5
  • Anonymous great person (you know who you are)
  • Anonymous supporter #4
  • Anonymous supporter #3
  • Anonymous supporter #2
  • First : ArthurKentAdams

Its is because of your support and feedback that I keep working on this game. I wish all the players diamonds hands, wise decisions and good luck !

Remember to be excellent to each other and the people who do good around you.


Dealing with the consequences ...



PC: Press space to fast forward / close Mobile: Already on fast forward
DAY
SQUEEZE
VOL
SHARES
POS
BANK
OUT
IN
SALE AVG
GAIN
SYMB
BEST
VAL
DAY
GAIN/SHARE
GAIN %
GAIN TOT
Pre-market
After-hours
>
Q
>>
W
>>>
E
>>>>
R/spc
1
1
3
2
10
3
30
4
100
5
@ MARKET
(instant,dangerous)
←
@ LIMIT +/-15%
(slow,safe)
→
BUY
↑
SELL
↓
CANCEL
ORDERS
NP0

Day ended.



News feeds
(W / X)
Riddit
Twetter
9FUN
CornHub

⚠️ REAL LIFE WARNING ⚠️

May 25

If you're reading this, it means im dead
something could be happening with GME currently
This could be a false alarm but better safe than sorry.
(or something did happen and I forgot to remove this)

If you're involved, make sure to
→ check the current value/trend of GME ←

Usefull resources in case of MOASS :
Wrinkled apes recommendations (reddit) :

My take on moass :
Disclaimer (again) :
I have no actual knowledge in finance or market dynamics.
There are probably much better advice to be found arround.

Diamond Hands & Good Luck, apes.